An ode to my kneecaps

So long it's been since you've been seen.
I wonder, oh wonder, where have you been? (said with an accent to rhyme with seen... Hey it's my poem here I make the rules). Anyway...where was I? Oh yeah...

So long it has been, since you've been seen.
I wonder, oh wonder, where have you been?

It's been many years, 10 or 12 at least.
How I've missed you so badly, to say the least.

When I was lying in bed and saw your knobby face peek out
I wanted to jump up, to scream and to shout!

My kneecaps! My kneecaps! I can see them. Woohoo!!!
It's really been years and oh how I've missed you!

I'll tell you every day, my protruding patellas
It's good to have you back you sweet little fellas.