Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Not for the weak at heart...

Let me just preface this by saying it’s been a long time coming. This affair started out like most I guess...innocently. Geesh where to even start ... well... let’s see... I’ve known this super sweet guy for a while now. For privacy sakes I'll call him BJ. He has his own store in the city center here in Amsterdam which is how I was originally introduced to him over 3 years ago. I guess you could say he’s a friend of the families, which makes it even worse. Everybody who knows him LOVES him. The worst part is my husband even likes him.

When we first met, I felt a definate spark. Of course I never admitted this to Marco. We have been attached at the hip (almost literally) ever since that first meeting. It wasn’t one of those weak in the knees moments, but there was just something there and I knew we would be lifelong friends. I have no clue that my infatuation would grow this strong though. It’s always something that happens to other people, you know?

We have been through thick and thin together over the past three years. When I’m down and low, he’s there for me. When I am celebrating milestones ...he’s there...through every emotional trial and tribulation....he is right there by my side. And sometimes even when there is nothing going on...he’s still there. Always the cool, calm, collected guy.

Over time I have discovered so many different sides of him...there are so many things that I just love about this guy!!!! There... I said it... I LOVE HIM!!!!!

He’s 'nutty' when I need to smile ... He can be just plain old 'vanilla' and I am still interested. He's always getting 'brownie points' for goodness. He’s sooooo super rich, which as we all know, is always helpful. With the baby on the way it's like I crave his attention more and more.

Anyway... I know this is getting long. It just feels so good to get this off of my chest. Go ahead... and tell me I'm a horrible person. I can take it. But I know if you were ever in my shoes, even for one day, you would have to agree with me and before you knew it you too would be posting about your *affair*. So I just have one last thing to say...

Don’t judge!!!! It’s all about the fudge!!!!!

Ben & Jerry's Fossil Fuel - I LOVE YOU!

Now go back and re-read what I wrote. I gave you guys hints all the way down! Shame on you for thinking I would ever have a real affair. However, I do realize this post is extremely un-weight loss friendly so I do appologize to those who are now going to spoil their week with a pint of B&J's! Enjoy!


Anonymous said...

Hmm. Well if I were MARRIED (and I am) I wouldn't be confiding in another person to begin with. That is exactly how emotional affairs start which lead to cheating. Shame on you. I think you should tell your husband.

Chubby Chick said...

lol I've had a few flings with some of his cousins. lol

Anonymous said...

I LOVE the first comment on this post. Some people are so quick to be holier than thou art that they don't even get to the bottom before they're clicking "comment" telling you what a horrible person you are.

Well done Sarah! You had me going.

Rachel (fellow nestie)

Betsy said...

HAHA I loved that post! Brilliant!

Id like to add you to my blog list so I can keep up with your weight loss!

thanks, Betsy

clare said...

well, i scrolled all the way down to look for the punchline, missing all the clues as to what it might be. no fun.

and "spoil" our weeks? who are you and what have you done with sarah "nothing is ever undone in one meal, one day or one mistake" kelly?? hmmm??

Anonymous said...

Congratulations! I was so while reading this I feel the need to comment on it, even though I'm only half way through reading. I'm glad you finally found someone else.

Amy said...

Knowing that you would never really have an affair, I was trying to think of what it could be. My first thought was a doggy whose owner has a store or something, LOL!! But I guess as long as we're confessing, I must agree that I too have had a fling or two with BJ. I've come clean with my husband though, and now we sometimes even have a threesome ;-).